Tag Team ★★★: Round 5/6/Script

Before quest

• Hercules: "Let's see, our next opponents are—"
• Hades: "Well, yours truly, for one."
• Hercules: "Hades! I knew you'd be back."
• Hades: "Miss me?"
• Hercules: "I don't know what you're up to, but whatever it is, we'll put a stop to it!"
• Hades: "Maybe. Then again, maybe not."

[Cut to Phil]

• Phil: "Figures. Hades is behind this whole thing. What a loser."

[Cut to Hercules and Hades]

• Hercules: "And what's that supposed to mean?"
• Hades: "It means, your little "we" is about to become just poor, pathetic "you"!"
• Hades: "See, I needed a way to make sure your friend here's special key was out of the picture. So, I set up this little tag-team soiree knowing exactly who you'd choose as your partner. Bonus, as long as I've got the key kid, I know you won't give me so much as a papaper cut."
• Hercules: "That's not fair!"
• Hades: "Yeah, well, that's the way the filo crumbles."
• Hades: "Now, let the games begin!"

[Cut to Player alone]

• Chirithy: "You were supposed to stay on your guard, remember?"
• Chirithy: "I'm doing this just once, okay? Now get out there!"

[Cut to Hercules and Hades]

• Hades: "Order up! One toasted hero, ready to serve!"
• Hades: "What!? How did you—?"
• Hercules: "[Player]...? Wow! Thanks, that was close. You really came through for me. Now, come on, let's put an end to this once and for all!"

After quest

• Hades: "I've just about had it with that little key brat!"
• Hercules: "Sorry, Hades. But it looks like your plan to cheat didn't work. Again."
• Hades: "You're right. You're right. THAT plan didn't work, but that doesn't mean THIS one won't!"
• Hercules: "Hey! I thought this was supposed to be 2-on-2!?"
• Hades: "My tournament, my rules! Time for the final round!"